How the world works...

Scene: Going out on Sat night to meet friends for a nice dinner and drinks. Wife at bottom of stairs. Me in my recliner watching the game.

Wife: Do you want me to wear the pants with the flair leg or my skinny jeans tucked into my new boots?

Floaty: What are the "flair" pants?

Wife: I wore the flair pants to church last Sunday. You said I looked pretty.

Floaty: Wear the flair pants tonight.

Wife: Guess you don't like my new boots...(exit up the stairs.)

My new favorite drink.